OMG! It's Halloween time down in Whoville. Never mind the Grinch- you get the idea. If YOU- yes, you, you big galoot!- are plannin' on going twick orw tweeting, here's some stuff YOUS NEEDS TA KNOW! Numba one - make sure your bag can hold 25473819374 kil0 - pounds o' candy, so when you're done, you can steal some more. Twooooooooot... Two: If your costume really STINKS, change into your bathing suit at the last second - why your bathing suit, you ask? So you can be the chick in "The Curse of Hollotta Lagoon". If you're a guy, da story's much more fun ta tell. Twee, da magic numba - Just in case the people are away from their house, always carry around some toilet paper - he heh... - um, to write "Happy Halloween!" on! Then, stick it on their door! ( O' course, I'd much rather T.P. their house like my uncle Maria's room, but... Heh, come on, that's illegal! Ttt! I mean, as much as I hate to do the right thing, I can't have a buncha kids runnin' 'round the place, doin' illegal stuffs! I'd go to jail!) One last thing - when you get home and still not satisfied with your candy, change your costumes, and go ALL OVAH AGAIN, BABY! If you're a little older and are gonna pass out- oh yeah, and pass out da candy too, here are YOUR stuffs to know! First off, make sure you've got 25473819374 kilo - pounds o' candy, because there'll be tons of kids at your door, foaming at the mouth, and instead of saying a pleasant little "Trick or Treat!" like they used to, they'll either groan it, or just go straight for your candy. There's not much else to worry about, unless you have kids that come home that are so scared, they wet themselves or throw up on your stomach - there, I cannot help you, my friends! If you're of either age, you might be pumpkin carvers! True, the holiday's called HALLOW - een, but if you feel like makin' da jack of lanters with the mushy junk gunk still inside, I say Dude, you're crazy, but GO FOR IT, DUDE! Also, no one likes the normal ones that try to look scary, so how about makin' yours look like a pickle this year? It doesn't get more original than that! In the end of the Halloween stuffs... I dunno, watch a scary movie, stuff yourselves with candy, and go for a third round o' trick or treatin'! If your name is Bob, so is mine! If you like feet, so do I! If you think this is crazy, so do I! Never mind.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Halloweenie pickle jar!
OMG! It's Halloween time down in Whoville. Never mind the Grinch- you get the idea. If YOU- yes, you, you big galoot!- are plannin' on going twick orw tweeting, here's some stuff YOUS NEEDS TA KNOW! Numba one - make sure your bag can hold 25473819374 kil0 - pounds o' candy, so when you're done, you can steal some more. Twooooooooot... Two: If your costume really STINKS, change into your bathing suit at the last second - why your bathing suit, you ask? So you can be the chick in "The Curse of Hollotta Lagoon". If you're a guy, da story's much more fun ta tell. Twee, da magic numba - Just in case the people are away from their house, always carry around some toilet paper - he heh... - um, to write "Happy Halloween!" on! Then, stick it on their door! ( O' course, I'd much rather T.P. their house like my uncle Maria's room, but... Heh, come on, that's illegal! Ttt! I mean, as much as I hate to do the right thing, I can't have a buncha kids runnin' 'round the place, doin' illegal stuffs! I'd go to jail!) One last thing - when you get home and still not satisfied with your candy, change your costumes, and go ALL OVAH AGAIN, BABY! If you're a little older and are gonna pass out- oh yeah, and pass out da candy too, here are YOUR stuffs to know! First off, make sure you've got 25473819374 kilo - pounds o' candy, because there'll be tons of kids at your door, foaming at the mouth, and instead of saying a pleasant little "Trick or Treat!" like they used to, they'll either groan it, or just go straight for your candy. There's not much else to worry about, unless you have kids that come home that are so scared, they wet themselves or throw up on your stomach - there, I cannot help you, my friends! If you're of either age, you might be pumpkin carvers! True, the holiday's called HALLOW - een, but if you feel like makin' da jack of lanters with the mushy junk gunk still inside, I say Dude, you're crazy, but GO FOR IT, DUDE! Also, no one likes the normal ones that try to look scary, so how about makin' yours look like a pickle this year? It doesn't get more original than that! In the end of the Halloween stuffs... I dunno, watch a scary movie, stuff yourselves with candy, and go for a third round o' trick or treatin'! If your name is Bob, so is mine! If you like feet, so do I! If you think this is crazy, so do I! Never mind.
Monday, October 15, 2007
A picture's worth a thousand..... "WHAT THE HECK'S?"
Take a look at this picture...Sheesh, he just had to take a leak! You don't have to get guns involved with this! OMG just wait.... I'm gonna tell you a tail.... Actually, it's just made up, but it's TRUE!See, this sewagement rat was sleepin' in his wittle beddy - bye sleeping... um, sack.... When ALL OF A SUDDEN....He had to wee wee wee wee wee.....Pee! Too many Jilri Peppers at Timmy's late night parties!(They were at, like, 7:02 to 7:04. Very late!) I TOLD him he was gonna make a whole lotta stinkies! Whole lotta? OMG! Hollotta! Well, anyways, he sneakied out of his sack, but TOO STINKIN' LATE, DUDE! DA PEOPLES O' JUSTICE POPPED OUT AND WHISKED HIM OFF TO BE THE TARGET AT THE SHOOTING RANGE! So, little childs, never eber sneaky out of your beddy - bye sack to pee when DA PEOPLES O' JUSTICE are around. Now, never eat your vegetables, always stock up on candy, and buy Jilri Pepper in your local Hollotta environment! Byes for now, PEOPLES O' JUSTICE!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
DDDDDDOOOOOONNNNUUUUUTTTTTTSSSSSS!
OMG! DONUTS! Everyone loves 'em, as they love to eat fish scales! But, how the heck did donuts first come to this world? HUH?!?! Well, it's quite simple, ya's see. The aliens and their korean peoples once took a sheep, and used their meat-oh, that's fun to say... He he he....Meat...-and used barbie dolls to make the 7 shape, creating da BBBBBBAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, they used squid skin for frosting, and fingernails for sprinkles! (Yeah, THAT'S what your eatin', and why your uncle Maria is always nagging about eating something healthier. ) Now, jelly filled? Oh, that's an EASY one. They use frogs for those. But, they taste good, and give you unhealthy energy, plus.....Uh, I dunno.... Extra fat? Look at this pretty picture now! This dude has just consumed his disgusting excuse of a donut! See his long beard!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! (Oh no! Da picture won't go through! Here's my submarine sandwich tute.......) ^_^ ^-^ * . * XP Uh oh! Looks like he hated the donut! Doughnut.....Donut.....Huh....
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