Elephants gone hiploojika!

I've finally decided to show ya one of my doo'les! If you have laser vision, you can see what this green - haired chick's - heh heh... She's a baby chicken - shirt says . If you don't have special vision in your head, Let me give ya a few words o' wisdom. Her shirt says, "Come see the elephants". But she's not happy 'cuz when she saw the elephants at the zoo, they was ATTACKTING A OL' MAN 'CUZ HE HAD A HERSHEY BAR! At the moment she didn't have a hershey bar, but it's kind of freaky, scary, and weird when you see an ol' geezey geezer being eaten by an angry elephant... In her head, Johnny (That's the kid's name) was thinkin', "Whoa... Cool.... Gross..... Say, I want some pet toads...." Soon, the ol' geez' got throwed up and looked like a tomato... So Johnny gave him a lift to the cake shop and bought a choco - triple quintuple double chocolate muffin 'cuz she was on a diet. The ol' geez' just sat down and chewed on his toe.... The end! I'm gonna show you more doo'les sometime....

Thanx for g'vin'!

Holy crow! Thanksgivin' is gonna like.. BE HERE SOON! I hate turkey, but I want a HUGE one 'cuzzzzzzzzz it'll make me look RICHIE RICH! I'm poor.... Anyways, I want corn there, chips, soda, a laptop, Eye Clops, Tinker Toys, a BB gun,... Oops, wrong holiday! Anyways again... I hope I get da soler (solo) in my Thanksgiving Concert to sing "ABCs"! There's a lot of people I should thank, but..... Look, I've got, like 50 relatives, no, KIN, just 'cuzzzz it's a fun word..., so I'll never get around to thanking them ALL. It's like, Mom, thanks for havin' me, Grandma, thanks for havin' Mom... GEEZZZZZZZZZ! I think I'll type random letters for a while.....

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'Kay, I'm done! Well, I'll bring some Jilri Pepper to my aunt's house when I go there. I guess I'll also thank the VERY VERY few people who read my blog for livin'. Don't die! See you next ksjjjejellg!

Ted with da red and da quartah...Nyah

Have ya evah just, like, LOOKED at a quarter without being hypnotized by the fact that they're so darn HUGE, like the size of my dad's stomach after da BIG BUFFET? See Theodore Roosevelt on de covah, and his pet fish on de back. Sure, ev'ryone's tellin' ya that it's George Washin' machine, and an eagle, and that you smell like a new bow tie - but BY JELLY SANDWICH, I'M RIGHT! MORTALS! SHEESH! Now, here's my bloggly crazy tale... See, one day, as Teddy Bear Rose of Belt was at the supermarket with his pet fish, Mary Joe, he suddenly felt the need to do somethin' CRAZY! So, he DOVE into Mary Joe's fishbowl! "Whoa Nellie!" he said. "Huh- why'd I do that again?" And now he has a spiky mustache to mark that one faithful day! Today, as you resist the bigness of your quartah, say to the head on ze covah, "Yo." Now, look at Teds pictah(picture) on the side, and remember to read the comics daily. Pe@ce!