Ted with da red and da quartah...Nyah

Have ya evah just, like, LOOKED at a quarter without being hypnotized by the fact that they're so darn HUGE, like the size of my dad's stomach after da BIG BUFFET? See Theodore Roosevelt on de covah, and his pet fish on de back. Sure, ev'ryone's tellin' ya that it's George Washin' machine, and an eagle, and that you smell like a new bow tie - but BY JELLY SANDWICH, I'M RIGHT! MORTALS! SHEESH! Now, here's my bloggly crazy tale... See, one day, as Teddy Bear Rose of Belt was at the supermarket with his pet fish, Mary Joe, he suddenly felt the need to do somethin' CRAZY! So, he DOVE into Mary Joe's fishbowl! "Whoa Nellie!" he said. "Huh- why'd I do that again?" And now he has a spiky mustache to mark that one faithful day! Today, as you resist the bigness of your quartah, say to the head on ze covah, "Yo." Now, look at Teds pictah(picture) on the side, and remember to read the comics daily. Pe@ce!