Did all you little ants have a bad Christmas? I hope so! Now, it's time for you mortals' new year! Of course MY new year comes on Dronchember 95th, but I'm here to play with YOU little ant mortals! Reasons why I'm happy about all this year changin': 1. Writing 2007 or so /so /07 has been a big pain! 2. I get to stay up 'til 12:00 a.m.! 3. I could really use a chocolate muffin right now. And last, AND least, I can spend time with my famiwy! (Yeah, right! I'd rather make friends with a mushy mushroom slug and invite it over for dinner! Actually, that's not such a bad idea... hmm...) Still, I don't really WANT it to be 2008 either 'cuz writing that dumb little 8 is hard, too! What will I DO when the pizza comes? Shoot!
Joke:(Oh, now I'm a joketser now!) Why do only naughty little kids(brats) make snowmen in January?
Answer: ( What now, a wiseman?!) 'Cuz the eyes are made outta COAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Doy! This is like a big lecture from my boss! P.S. My boss is a soda can....)
