The GOOD people!

A good person..... Fails their science quizzes. A good person.......Is shorter than me. r gn,.camfscjxnhhvsjgnhjdkvchnksgchierluraclm. A good person.... Knows what the heck I just said. Ha ha! I just got into one o' those Hitler phases. What I'm saying here is that I think people who are taller than me, people who are smarter than me, and people who get me confused with a CD player cannot find out how many licks it really takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop because they can only do easy stuff ( The things I listed were easy to do). I , however DO fail my science quizzes! I AM shorter than me, whatever that means, and I DO want a CD player (Quick fact: People always tell me about their iPods, and all I can say is, "I don't even have my own headphones! I know - it's sad. *Sniffle*). I AM THE GREATEST! YOU GIVE ME THE SNIFFLES! YOU GIVE ME THE STICKIES!( Ew, I'm all old n' sticky!) I don't know why, but I wants to lick an antelope's claw.

A story to relish!!!

STORY TIME!!!! Griffy Kigger once loved relished pickles with popcorn, but that all changed one day. He was shopping at the mall with his best buddy, Johnny (Yes, the same Johnny with the elephants and ol' geezey AS SEEN in one of my older poststststststsss....) and they stopped at HOT TOPIC to buy a Telly Tubbies T-shirt, and Johnny's all like, "Hey, I bet these tubbies would go good with some relish." And Griffy's all like, "Hey, that's just not right, man!" But Johnny convinced him that they wouldn't be cannibals if the thing they ate wasn't human and so they went to McRelish. Of course, the un-souled workers refused to pour relish on their shirts. Instead, They got pickles and popcorn with 53 pounds of relish poured on. Griffy sucked and slurped on his pickle piece, but he just couldn't choke it down! He finally did, though, and threw up all over some old lady's armor armour amor amr tnwcqiun! It turns out that the pickle piece was a little sewer mouse that was all pink 'cuz it just got borned! And boy, was this old geezer cranky! Johnny had tried to make her stop cussin' and yellin', but nothing worked. Instead, Johnny evacuated the mall and grabbed Griffy, who was scarred for life.

So, as you can see, Griffy still loved sticks of butter out of the jar, but not relished pickles n' popcorn.