A PLAY FOR YAS!
Several peoples say dat thur kidsa gone missin' at McDonalds. This pic was snapped at the scene. Ronald McDonald is the prime suspect, and Burger King shall solve this sudoku puzzle.
Detecter Burger King: Mr. McDonald, Do you know anything about the missing children?
Ronald: Heck no! I don't do nuttin' to kids but fatten 'em up with my delicious Happy Meals!
Burger king: Then what were you doing to this child in da pic, before she "magically disappeared"?
RMD: Well, uhh.... *sweats* I was gonna give her a happy meal, duh!
BK: So who snatchied 'er, ay?
RMD: Er-! Eh, uh, IT WAS WENDY! I MEAN IF YA KEEP SAYIN "OMG OUR BURGERS AREN'T FROZEN, BETTA THAN FAST FOOD" DON'TCHA THINK PEOPLE'RE GONNA-
BK: Ronald, I find that-... What's that?
RMD: Uh, what? *Shoves sack in pocket* I don't see nothin'.
BK: Was that a sack?! And a pretty bulgy one at that?! THAT SEEMED TO BE KICKING AND CRYING FOR HELP?!
Yesh, Ronald's sack WAS screaming and scrabbling. BK snatches the sack from RMD and opens it up. Immediately, hundreds of children scramble out and run out the door, wailing.
BK: What do you have to say about THIS, eh, Ronald?
RMD: Aw, dangit! YOU'LL NEVAH CATCH ME COPPAHS!!!!
Ronald stupidly jumps out of the 91th story window (Hollerin' "I'M LOVIN' IT BABY!") to his death, of course, with a big *CRACK!!!*
BK: Well, that's that! HAVITCHOWAY!
FIN!
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