chips+grasshoppers=?

So........................................................................................................What do grasshoppers and chips have in common? WELL..... They're both edible, but the grasshoppers are more helth y r! (are heathier) That's a real fact. Try a couple! PLUS....They are both...CRUNCHY! OH YEA!!! Has you smosh o le potateu sheep, (as you smash the potato chip)you hear a crunch, do you not? And as you smash the grasshopper you hear a crunch toooooooo!!!! Don't be stupid, of course you do. And.......(Big breath in) Theybothcanbelightlytoasted,salty,containjilripepper,getallpurple,andgrowteeth. *passes out* XP 5 hours later: Wow! I died until I got full of air again! Never try saying- you know-, real slow(like, 10 minutes per word) without taking a breath. Oh, and jilri pepper is the hollottan spice found only in my mind. It's very bad! Try some!^,^ So, potato chips are, like, the same thing as grasshoppers. Now, TOMATO chips are another story.....